call me Adwiz.
Generally used by clients.
My license plate. Also my other web site.
My other license plate. Temporarily retired after my Porsche
burned to the ground due to an overheated catalytic converter. More on that here.
Often used by people about to ask for money.
Primarily used by my gorgeous wife.
My gorgeous wife when she's about to ask for money.
My teenage daughters are going through a phase and rarely use this anymore. I'm hoping they'll revive the habit when they get older.
Most strangers, particularly on the street.
Surname is pronounced "Pit'-lick." I've heard some strange permutations of the name in banks, retail stores, and by telephone solicitors, and received the most bizarre written versions in direct response mail.